Kerandoman Nyokap Part 3

Dari kecil gue punya asma. So, nyokap gue yang ajaib banget itu bilang ke gue :" Kamu kalo mau sembuh asma, kamu harus nelen bayi tikus yang masih merah itu bulet-bulet. Atau kamu makan alat kelamin ayam jago." Disitu gue mulai mikir : Is she a psycopath or something? atau kayanya punya dendem pribadi deh sama gue atau sama ayamnya? atau sama tikusnya? atau dadakan gue lagi diberdayakan jadi pembasmi tikus gratis? Apa gak gue yang langsung meninggoy kesedak tuh bayi tikus hidup? Dan pikiran gue saat itu : Gue ngambil itu bayi tikus darimana? Ijin dulu gak sama emak bapak si tikus? terus kalo dia hidup diperut gue and berkembang biak diperut gue gimana? apakah gue tiba-tiba mengandung bayi tikus? terus gimana kalo tikusnya lapar dan makanin organ didalam tubuh gue?

Beberapa waktu kemudian nyokap kasih gue makan jeruk, habis makan jeruk, nyokap gue nanya :" Kamu makan sama biji-bijinya?" gue jawab :"Iya". Nyokap bilang ke gue :"Nanti bisa tumbuh pohon jeruk diperut kamu." Sejak saat itu gue gak makan jeruk lagi.

Moral of the story : Don't trust anyone even itu nyokap, nyokap gue maksudnya😭😭😭

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